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  1. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  3. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  4. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  5. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  6. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  7. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  8. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  9. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  10. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.217.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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https://lad*.shop/

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OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://lad*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:48 AM
OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://lad*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:48 AM
404 143.244.57.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris · Cdn77 PAR
http://lad*.shop/shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:48 AM
404 143.244.57.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris · Cdn77 PAR
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https://lad*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:48 AM
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OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://lad*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:47 AM
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https://age*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:47 AM
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OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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