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  1. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  2. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  3. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  4. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  5. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  6. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  7. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  8. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  9. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  10. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.217.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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https://lad*.shop/

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OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 2001:4ca0:10… · Germany Bavaria Munich · Leibniz-Rechenzentrum
https://age*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:47 AM
OK 5.198.254.xxx · United Kingdom England London · Acuit Systems
http://fun*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:47 AM
404 143.244.57.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris · Cdn77 PAR
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http://lad*.shop/Public/ Oct 19, 2026 6:46 AM
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OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://lad*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:46 AM
OK 119.27.181.xxx · China Sichuan Chengdu · Tencent cloud computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd.
http://fbo*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:45 AM
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http://www.fdu*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:44 AM
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http://lad*.shop/vendor/phpunit/phpunit/src/Util/PHP/ Oct 19, 2026 6:44 AM
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http://lad*.shop/images/ Oct 19, 2026 6:44 AM
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https://fdi*.shop/wp-login.php Oct 19, 2026 6:44 AM
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https://xbe*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:43 AM
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https://xbe*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:43 AM
404 43.167.223.xxx · Japan Tokyo Tokyo · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
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404 143.244.57.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris · Cdn77 PAR
http://lad*.shop/admin/ Oct 19, 2026 6:42 AM
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http://lad*.shop/web/ Oct 19, 2026 6:41 AM
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http://lad*.shop/www/ Oct 19, 2026 6:41 AM
404 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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404 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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404 143.244.57.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris · Cdn77 PAR
http://lad*.shop/.well-known/acme-challenge/ Oct 19, 2026 6:40 AM
OK 74.125.151.xxx · United States California Mountain View · Google LLC
https://ide*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:38 AM
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404 143.244.57.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris · Cdn77 PAR
http://lad*.shop/.well-knownold/ Oct 19, 2026 6:38 AM
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404 143.244.57.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris · Cdn77 PAR
http://lad*.shop/wp-includes/images/ Oct 19, 2026 6:36 AM
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http://lad*.shop/wp-includes/customize/ Oct 19, 2026 6:36 AM
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https://hwa*.shop/wp-login.php Oct 19, 2026 6:36 AM
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http://fsu*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:34 AM
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https://hhe*.shop/wp-login.php Oct 19, 2026 6:34 AM
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http://lad*.shop/wp-content/plugins/ninja-forms/ Oct 19, 2026 6:34 AM
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http://fco*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:34 AM
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http://age*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:34 AM
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http://www.fbo*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:33 AM
404 51.8.102.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus)
https://www.lad*.shop/robots.txt Oct 19, 2026 6:33 AM
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http://www.fbo*.shop/ Oct 19, 2026 6:33 AM
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http://lad*.shop/wp-content/mu-plugins-old/ Oct 19, 2026 6:32 AM
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