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Today's Jokes

  1. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  2. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  3. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  4. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  5. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  6. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  7. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  8. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  9. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  10. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.

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