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  1. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  2. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  3. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  4. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  5. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  6. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  7. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  8. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  9. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  10. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.

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